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Keith Urban’s ‘Little Bit of Everything’ – The Least Country Song This Year - Review

Little-Bit-of-Everything

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Let me get this straight: This is not a country song. I know these days classifying whether something is ‘country’ or not is subjective, but I’m laying down the authority on this one. I’ve never been a huge fan of Keith personally save a couple of songs, because I always found them too country pop in an overwhelmingly peppy way (and no, it’s not ‘country rock’ just because he has an electric guitar). However, when it came to listening to this song, and reading a fan’s comment, stating that this was ‘more country’, I pretty much lost faith in the state of country music today.

I don’t know what this fan was comparing ‘Little Bit of Everything’ to, but suffice to say I fail to align this song to anything remotely country. Apart from that token banjo that keeps popping up in everything laundry-list, the R&B beat, tinge of nasally autotune and technological edits that only serve to annoy simply sound like pop music to me. While the melody is sweet, it is bland; at best, this is cheery elevator or store music. Having said that, I did count my blessings when the bridge arrived, and the perfect conditions for a country rap presented themselves. Keith almost hints at it before dropping back into actual singing (remember that stuff?), and I breathed the biggest sigh of relief since Taylor Swift stopped winning country awards. Speaking of which, the explanation for Keith’s ‘new sound’ is clear: his new producer is Nathan Chapman, longtime producer of Swift. Maybe with his renewed popularity ‘with the kidz’ on American Idol sparked an interest, either from him or his label or both, in reaching that market with creative output. Because I honestly can’t imagine anyone older than the age of 21 taking this seriously as a great song, and frankly this is ridiculous coming from a man in his 40s.

That brings me to the lyrics. There has been some backlash already regarding issues of sexism, from lyrics such as “I want a cool chick that’ll cook for me, and do what I want when I want”. Okay Keith, that’s nice, but unrealistic if you look at the majority of women in the 21st century, who are, you know, independent, and do what they like. Much like men have for most of history. While the cooking aspect could be taken as simply “I’m a unisex person who likes to be cooked for” (who doesn’t like to be cooked for?), I think it’s naïve and brings up too many arguments, considering the prevailing state of sexism, particularly in country music lyrics at this time. Keith’s music doesn’t exist in a vacuum.

However, my main issue is this: What does it even mean? In today’s market of frat boys and faux rednecks, using countryisms to sing about a clichéd lifestyle they’ve never experienced, this stands out as even more stupid. At least the songs in the country charts right now mean something to someone. They may be stupid at times, or a false representation of the truth, but they’re promoting a set of values, a way of life, and no matter how much I dislike them they reinforce a Southern pride and unity that no-one can complain about. The premise upon which country music is based is that the music must mean something. It is designed to be about life and people and emotions, no matter what that is or what it sounds like. This song doesn’t appear to have any of that. The lyrics instead sound as if whoever wrote it got high, and threw a load of slightly inane phrases together about how they were feeling at that moment. Lines like “oh I know that I don’t need a whole lot of anything, I just want a little bit of everything”, and “now I don’t need a garage full of cars, but I’ll take a whole box of Cuban cigars”, and “get my groove on”.

The problem is, if this is considered ‘more country’ to all intents and purposes, how far have we got from the origins of the music? Those generally defending this song as country are young and have nothing to compare it to other than the poor examples littered around mainstream country at the minute. Let me tell you: This stuff is not the standard to judge all others by. And until people start believing that, we won’t be hearing anything better than this for a good time to come.

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Posted by Vickye (Guest Writer).
If you want to check out my own blog it's For The Country Record, and you can follow me on twitter @planmymistake. You can email me at vickye.countrymusic@gmail.com.

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