Sometimes stories are just too odd to write with a straight face.
This is one of those.
Zac Brown was in South Dakota over the weekend for the infamous Sturgis Motorcycle Rally where they apparently have a tent set up for the highly questionable sport of "Midget Bowling."
Didn't that go out in like the 90s when people threw a piss fit about it being degrading?
Everything goes at Sturgis I guess.
Anyway, Zac Brown decided to give the odd sport a try and pushed a greased up little guy down the specially designed bowling lane and into stars-do-the-darndest-things-on-their-downtime infamy.
If you're worried about how politically incorrect this seems, the little person at the center of the bowling fun talked with TMZ and insists it's all cool.
For the record, events involving the tossing or throwing of little people is generally frowned upon by the little person community ... but event organizers insist "Midget Bowling" is perfectly legit.
In fact, TMZ spoke with "Short Sleeve Sam" -- the self-described "midget" at the center of the action -- who tells us he was a ready and willing participant in the activity ... and insists Zac didn't do ANYTHING wrong.
Sam claims "midget bowling" is safer than "midget tossing" because the little people are never airborne ... "it's just a modified slip and slide."
As for Zac, Sam says he's PROUD of the "Chicken Fried" singer ... 'cause he hit a strike on his very first roll.
Well then congrats to Zac for being the top "Midget Bowler" in country music today!