Well it's official, Blake Shelton is a somebody!
You know you've made it when The National Enquirer decides you're important enough to pay sources to talk smack about you.
In case you didn't know, Blake had a wife before Miranda Lambert.
He also had a mullet for all you late comers. Really, he did. Google it.
Well in the September 5 print edition of the magazine, they have a story about Blake, Miranda, and Blake's exwife, Kaynette, and being the Enquirer, you can imagine their angle.
The Enquirer found Kaynette living in a secluded, modest home on the outskirts of Great Bend, Kan.
“After Blake and I split up, I moved from Tennessee back to Oklahoma,” Kaynette told The Enquirer in an exclusive interview.
“But then Blake and Miranda moved there to a neighboring town, and it just felt like Oklahoma wasn’t big enough for all of us.
“So I ended up here in Great Bend, where I became a schoolteacher…”
But while millionaire Blake is on easy street, a friend divulged: “Kaynette barely makes enough to make ends meet on her teacher’s salary.
“She lives in the middle of nowhere like a recluse and currently has her house on the market so she can relocate even farther out in the country.”
It's sad but expected. I guess now that Blake's happy and successful the dirt was bound to be dug up eventually.
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