Well the mystery has finally been solved for me and it's even more fun then I thought it might be.
Apparently in the newest issue of Us Weekly they have a fun little story about Miranda and Blake getting into a fight with Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger during Miranda's November 10th birthday party (via CeleBitchy).
A battle broke out at Miranda Lambert’s 27th birthday party at Winners Bar & Grill in Nashville November 10, when the singer refused to do shots with Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, 36. “Chad kept persisting, and Miranda said no,” says the witness. “He responded she ‘didn’t have to be a bitch about it.’ Then she grabbed the shot and threw it in his face!” Soon after, Lambert’s fiance, fellow country star Blake Shelton, 34, jumped in to attack Kroeger. “But people kept Blake away,” says the insider.
So what does Blake's camp have to say about the Nickelback attack? “No fists were thrown. Blake is a peacekeeper and doesn’t start fights.”
Blake's a peacekeeper? Hell, they should have just turned Miranda loose, I have a feeling the girl could probably do a little damage if she was so inclined. And honestly, I don't care if this actually ever happened or not, I'm just getting a kick out of imagining it in my head.