Too funny. While chatting with Fox Business News the other day, Trace Adkins was asked about whether he would prefer to go through the TSA "porn machine" or the TSA "grope." Trace's answer is pretty dang classic. He says he doesn't care, he'll enjoy either one and plans on putting on a show while he's at it.
Trace says, "I'm gonna stand there with my hands on my hips and let 'em take my picture and I hope I'm goin' commando that day, honestly."
But what about the grope? Trace says, "If the guy wants to feel me up I'm going to stand there and loudly proclaim,'Oh yeah, ohhhhh yeahhhhh.'"
Trace does get a little more serious, though, when he says, "But don't touch my kids and don't touch my wife."
All I can say is lucky dang TSA agents. ;0)
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