Oh Jessica Simpson, she's not a country singer anymore (or ever or whatever) but I still occasionally get the urge to talk about her. She's like my own personal soap opera. Days of Our Lives - Jessica Simpson - it's all the same to me.
The latest episode of Days of Jessica Simpson involves Tony Romo breaking up with her a day before her birthday. Then he put a sign up at the guard station of his gated community ordering the security guards to under no circumstances let her in. She also spent like $19,000 to overnight her belongings from his house to California. Geez, I would have done it for her for like $18,500.
Well the newest Jessica flub has to do with a little comment she made about a gift she had given Tony for his birthday...a $100,000 boat. She gave him a boat and he gave her a breakup - sounds fair.
Anyway, the latest comment was made when Jessica was asked if she was going to take the boat back. She said she wasn't going to take it back because she was no "Indian Giver" (video here) You guessed it, people jumped on her for using the childhood saying (because the rest of the world is so perfect you know). I feel bad for her because I recently had my very own Native American dustup. I feel so close to Jessica right now. Be strong girl.